Toddlers Are A**holes
It's Not Your Fault
- Publisher
- Workman Publishing Company
- Initial publish date
- Apr 2015
- Category
- Marriage & Family, Relationships, Infants & Toddlers
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Paperback / softback
- ISBN
- 9780761185642
- Publish Date
- Apr 2015
- List Price
- $13.99
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eBook
- ISBN
- 9780761185758
- Publish Date
- Apr 2015
- List Price
- $12.99
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Description
At last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me?
Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler’s toast. (Or not cutting it off—seriously, you can’t win.)
Includes:
- The theory of toddler evolution
- Mealtime (AKA Hell)
- Your unraveling life
- And how not to die inside
About the author
HONEST TODDLER lives in Montreal and enjoys attention, cake, television, running and games. Almost 270,000 adults follow HT on Twitter, and a television adaptation of HT’s writings is in development with Darren Star and 20th Century Fox. HT is also developing a method for turning broccoli into cookies—more details soon.
WEB: THEHONESTTODDLER.COM
TWITTER: @HONESTTODDLER
BUNMI LADITAN started her first media company at age eighteen. Soon after, she launched and sold a social networking site geared toward moms and began a social media agency, working with Fortune 500 companies. She is a regular contributor to The Huffington Post, Mothering and iVillage, where her satirical pieces on parenting and politics have often gone viral. In May 2012, she created Honest Toddler, a character based on her youngest child. She lives with her family near Montreal.
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