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Fiction Literary

Not Being on a Boat

by (author) Esme Claire Keith

Publisher
Freehand Books
Initial publish date
Oct 2011
Category
Literary, Sea Stories
  • Paperback / softback

    ISBN
    9781554810604
    Publish Date
    Oct 2011
    List Price
    $21.95
  • eBook

    ISBN
    9781460400111
    Publish Date
    Oct 2011
    List Price
    $10.99

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Description

Rutledge, an aging, divorced man, has treated himself to a Cruise on the Mariola. The Cruise is not just any cruise. It’s the whole shebang. It's around the world. It’s a lifestyle change: G & Ts and tuxedos and cigars and cognac galore. The service is top-rate. And Rutledge’s steward, Raoul, is a good kid. But then a day trip to a Caribbean port ends in commotion. Some people don’t make it back onto the ship. Rutledge, nonplussed, makes use of the vacant machines in the Fitness Room and the unoccupied loungers on deck. But soon, crew members seem few and far between, and the menu in the Captain’s Mess significantly diminished. Rutledge gets the feeling that something is amiss. And that’s just unacceptable. Welcome aboard Esme Keith’s debut dystopic novel, a cunning parody of modern day luxury and the coveted all-inclusive vacation, from the refreshingly blunt point of view of a man unable to see beyond his own needs, with hilarious results.

About the author

Esmé Claire Keith was born in Toronto in 1964. Her librarian mother supervised weekly library visits while her father read exclusively from J.B. Priestley’s list of great novels. Her older sister began to study Latin at the age of ten. A natural contrarian, Esmé gave herself to Mad magazine, Star Trek (the original series), and the holy trinity of glam, disco, and punk. At university she finally investigated the canon and she saw that it was good. She has divided her attention ever since between high culture and pop. She currently lives in Winnipeg, where she has good access to both.

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Awards

  • Winner, McNally Robinson Book of the Year Award

Editorial Reviews

"I loved everything about this exquisitely droll social satire. It’s well-crafted, smart, fun, and the characters Rutledge and Raoul are wonderfully original.”

Elyse Friedman