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Deep Sea Feline

by (author) Dave Hurlow

Publisher
Latitude 46 Publishing
Initial publish date
Oct 2023
Category
Humorous
  • Paperback / softback

    ISBN
    9781988989709
    Publish Date
    Oct 2023
    List Price
    $23.95

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When the time comes for humanity to be its own salvation, will we rise to the occasion? Or let greed and selfishness stand in our way?

Deep Sea Feline follows Charlie Potichny, a failing musical artist living in Toronto, when a mysterious creature from another world visits him in his deceased mother's painting, gifting him with a song that will turn his life and musical career upside down. Charlie, not understanding the power and implications of the other world, upsets the delicate balance between ancient forces. Slowly, Toronto falls into chaos: the seasons go through drastic change, people are disappearing, and birds threaten to overtake the city.

To restore equilibrium and save their city, Charlie and a colourful cast of artists and musicians must uncover the mystery of Charlie's mothers mysterious suicide at her Cabin in Algonquin park, face their darkest fears, stage an epic opera, and navigate the strange and wondrous realms of the ancient gods.

About the author

Dave Hurlow grew up in Toronto and studied English Literature and Critical Theory at King's College University in Halifax. From 2006 to 2014, he played bass and synthesizer in the Juno-nominated band The Darcys. He has published a collection of short stories in Hate Letters from Buddhists (Steel Bananas Press, 2014) and facilitaties creative writing programs in underserved communities in Toronto through Story Planet. He is also playing bass in the Toronto band Nightshades and working on his first solo album.

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Excerpt: Deep Sea Feline (by (author) Dave Hurlow)

Charlie returned from his evening constitutional, took a hot shower and changed into pyjama bottoms and an oversized t-shirt. He brewed a pot of Sleepy Time tea and spiked it with a shot of cough syrup. He pulled open the sessions for his new album and listened intently, hunched over in a rickety desk chair. After a few minutes he tore off his headphones in frustration. Noodles was right; he was stagnating. He needed to reset his mind, shake things up. He pulled a dusty bass guitar out of his storage closet and plugged it in.

He sat down again, hugging the bass to him. Goblin sat motionless behind him, roosting in a hoodie he'd left strewn on the couch. He clicked the playback on his recording suite: a piano loop and the deep drone of a synthesizer oozed from his monitors. The mix was sparse and threadbare, it needed something more. Not some crude hook, as Noodles had suggested, just something to make it more substantial. Something beguiling.

The room was dim, save for the glow of the computer and the Christmas lights strung up against a cotton sheet that hung above the couch, dyed in psychedelic patterns. He observed the bustle of the intersection below: streetcars floating past each other; drunken students laughing and dancing; aging punks sulking next to their lethargic dogs. The streets were alive but he couldn't fathom it.

Charlie tried out several different patterns on the bass, but nothing stuck. He worked steadily for an hour, refilling his mug with tea at intervals until his senses dulled and reconfigured. He stared at a painting on the wall above his electric piano and tried to hypnotize himself, tried to lose track of what his hands were doing. He felt the cough syrup soften his perception of reality. Behind his eyelids he observed aristocrats in a scene from Tolstoy spinning gracefully across a ballroom. Opening his eyes, he saw the painting anew and his fingers began playing notes with an intelligence of their own.

Aside from a modest sum of cash and the cabin up north, the painting was the only thing his mother had left him. It depicted a train going over a bridge somewhere in Manitoba. There were clusters of massive spruce trees on either side of the bridge, branches bowed beneath thick slabs of snow. It was dusk and the sky was an explosion of soft pinks and bluish purples.

As his fingers continued to move of their own accord, the images in the painting blurred and reconfigured in an unsettling manner. Goblin hissed loudly: hackles up; claws out. She was tracking something with a predatory gaze. Something moved in the painting, rustling the trees slightly. As Goblin's hiss intensified into a series of shrieks, Charlie took back control of his hands and tossed some catnip on the carpet. She rubbed her face in it, rolling around wildly until she grew sedate, assuming a pose like a beached whale. Charlie shook his head and stared at the picture, reassuring himself that it had been a trick of the light. And yet, as he stared soberly into the picture, he perceived further rustling, accompanied by noises of scraping snow and ice. Something was moving behind the glass frame, in the painting.

A figure emerged from the trees and stood on the bridge, next to the motionless train. Charlie leaned forward, squinting. The figure was wearing a dark, hooded cloak, obscuring most of its features. Brown, furry hands peeked out from under the sleeves and a pair of glacial eyes glowed in the dark recess of the hood. Charlie reached out without thinking, to kill the music, but the visitor whapped a snowball against the picture frame and let out a shrill bark. He heard the bark more in his head than in his ears and started with fright. The visitor pointed at him and pantomimed playing a guitar.

Understanding nothing, he resumed the bass part he'd stumbled upon. The visitor let out an ethereal cry that blossomed into a gorgeous lead melody. Once again, Charlie felt like he was hearing it more in his mind than in his ears. This went on for about an hour. Every once in a while, Charlie would loop the bass and swivel to the synthesizer, adding another textural layer. The piano loop was the steady beating heart of the piece, the visitor's melody was the dancing spirit. Everything else was sonic pudding.

Eventually the visitor gently brought the singing to rest. Charlie wrapped up his bass part, faded the other channels and clicked stop in the recording suite. He stared into the painting and a faint chill crept through him. There was something eerily familiar about the little creature. Charlie sensed it smiling from beneath the hood. The visitor bowed solemnly and trudged back into the forest, knocking snow noisily from the spruce trees as it went. The painting was still once more.

Charlie stood up shakily and poured the Nyquil down the drain. He emptied the box of herbal tea into the toilet and flushed it. Before he had a chance to brush his teeth he was struck by a wave of paralyzing fatigue and collapsed on his bed fully clothed. As he was pulled down into sleep he finally made the connection between his mother and the visitor. Before he had a chance to explore this connection he was sucked down into a crevice so dark that he had the strange sensation he was floating in a trench of the ocean that lay buried beneath another body of water. He clicked on the lightbulb that hung from his forehead only to remember, for the millionth time, that he was not, in fact, an anglerfish. For the first time in as long as he could remember, he remained in darkness and slept, absorbing the healing effects of a full night's sleep.

When he checked the playback the following morning he was simultaneously delighted and disturbed to discover that the alien sound was still in the mix.

Editorial Reviews

Hurlow's written one hell of a book. It's weird, wild, funny, thrilling, fun, deep, operatic. I just don't get what he has against birds. -Morgan Murray, author of Dirty BirdsDeep Sea Feline is mesmerizing and exhilarating. It sneaks into your psyche and sticks with you throughout the day, the month, the year... just like a great song you just cannot get out of your head. --Jennifer Morrison, filmmaker/actor/Jen's BookshelfDeep Sea Feline is a wild bag of an opera, full of digital piano tracks, art gallery visits, and musicians on tour in mid-life. There's a train running through a Manitoba landscape -- a mysterious connection between science and art. Dave Hurlow pierces the membrane that separates this world from another world that runs under it: a lake of ice and, below, a world where mothers depart, friends question life choices while still attempting to reach a truth, through both figurative and sonic art. You might have to be on ketamine to read Hurlow correctly, or maybe just a long sleepless night on Nyquil, but you'll learn how to live inside a painting and a piece of music. Deep Sea Feline is funny, adventurous, and a break from the reality we know as the normy 9 to 5 - everyone will agree the more interesting hours in life usually occur between six in the evening and eight the next morning. -- Michael Winter, author of The Death of Donna Whalen and Minister Without PortfolioSerious fun. Loved it. Dave Hurlow is one of those rare writers who can dig deep into the bag of weird but still somehow engineer a brilliant plot with lovable characters. A bright crackling sparkler of a mind. --Charles Spearin, musician (Do Make Say Think, Broken Social Scene)In a Toronto of the not-too-distant future, robotic pets have replaced cats and dogs, birds haveturned into Hitchcockian homicidal maniacs, and potholes have become portals to anotherenigmatic realm. In David Hurlow's Deep Sea Feline, the line between reality and fantasy is washed away in this remarkably imaginative read, epic in scope, and filled to the fringes with a bustling menagerie of opera singers, musicians, and painters battling to save the world from amean-spirited pelican god. Yet, for all its offbeat humour and fantastical layering, at its core,Deep Sea Feline is a wake-up call for humanity. --Rod Carley, award-winning author of Grin Reaping and Kinmount