A whole new, hilarious year of foot-in-mouth moments, celebrity airheadedness, and shocking ignorance.
Politicians, celebrities, CEOs, athletes—between the unhinged talk-show interviews and the Twitter rants, you’d think they’d learn when to zip their lips! Not so, and lucky for us, because the laughs abound. Every day of this bestselling calendar features a hilarious quote that will live on forever in the hall of fame of utter idiocy. Al Gore throwing shade: A zebra cannot change its spots. Sportscaster Ray French narrating a ballgame: And he’s got the icepack on his groin there, so it’s possibly not the old shoulder injury. . . . Plus facepalm-inducing examples, like the news headline: FUTURE IS COMING, ACADEMICS PREDICT.